I'll just leave it at that as I don't want to possibly cause a ruckus, but for this to be said, wait, I said I'd stop...
It's still in me, but I must desist. Must stop snark. Please willpower, stop me from the cynicism and ripping that must be freed. It MUST be freed!
Deep breath. I'm holding it in.
I used this experience to help fuel my 4:20am ride this morning. It's amazing what observed obtuseness and a non-response can do for one's cadence and speed. I was 4mph faster during this recollection. Maybe I should make a new friend. It'd do wonders for my cycling.