Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Poor Phil

..."get a stepladder out and cut down the flag, like they do in basketball. I'd get up there with a pair of scissors, cut one little piece off, climb back down, pretend I was handing the scissors to the guy behind me in line -- which was just me again -- and climb back up, until the thing was off. Then I'd dig the entire cup out with all the turf around it and stick it in my bag, as a keepsake.".


Denise said...

Here are my faves:

"I'd French kiss the old lady scorekeeper!"

"I'd make my caddie give me a piggyback ride and I'd whip him like a jockey on a horse."

"When the guy in the blazer came out with the winner's check, I'd snatch his toupee off and fling it like a Frisbee."

And yeah, poor Phil. I wanted him to win -- if only for his wife.

Bubba the Hutt said...

I thoroughly enjoyed that article. So many great lines...