Wednesday, March 11, 2009

"Turd Mining"

8 comments:

Denise said...

Well, there's something to be said for turd mining. In 85' my family visited Carlsbad Caverns. One of the many things I remember from that excursion was the ranger explaining about the vast and highly profitable bat guano mining that happens there.

So yeah, bring it on Ranger Jon Stewart.

Bubba the Hutt said...

Ace Ventura II taught me to appreciate the importance of guano.

Jim Carrey, I am forever in your debt.

daniel said...

if the daily show is all about turd mining, they should have turned to wall street for material years ago.

cause, you know, for a fee we could help them identify likely turd miners for strategic acquisitions. or something.

PassTheChips said...

And for a fee I'd be willing to help the acquisitioners run their newly acquired business more strategically.

Mo said...

and I for a fee would be happy to throw feces on them.

Denise said...

Would that be your own feces, or another's feces, Mo?

daniel said...

i'm less interested in the scatological questions for mo and more interested in when he's going to re-open his blog for public consumption.

Mo said...

Denise, that depends on the fee...

Not until my turd throwing masterpiece is complete.