Wednesday, January 09, 2013

An email ...

from a good friend.

"Studies have shown that some tumors are caused by compulsive masturbation on business trips. And the growth of said tumors is heightened when said masturbation happens when a fancy leather belt is placed around your neck.

I heard that's the kind of tumor you have. Is that true? Let me know because I want to write about you on my blog.



Hope you're gonna live dude."


Some of you know him.  First one to guess correctly gets to name my tumor.

3 comments:

Parrish said...

Bubba? I name it "Not a Tumor?" pronounced in an Austrian accent.

It's Not Your Fault! said...

I have a guess, but it is not educated. M.S.?

Anonymous said...

Can we get multiple guesses?

We should name it prior to the scheduled eviction. The #$%@ER is coming out!